20+ Lifeguard Funny Quotes

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. Web When I grew up my model of God was like a lifeguard.

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. A dog teaches a boy. You are more disappointing than a wet sandwich. I knew He loved me but He blew his whistle a lot.

When your children are teenagers its important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you Nora Ephron. Just think of something stupid to say. I sure hope theres a lifeguard in your gene pool.

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A lifeguard is like a lighthouse guiding ships to safety. Pete Holmes My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Funny quotes from NBCs.

Web Lifeguard Sayings and Quotes. Web This is a Quoteish quote tribute to all the lifeguards with the top 7 Lifeguard quotes and sayings. And wet French fries.

Web 20 Im so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed Short funny quotes that pack a punch of laughter 21 I had an extremely busy day converting.

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